The Bitch

I've been busy for the past few weeks doing my internship and I can't help but smile as I welcome April’s arrival as it is an indication that the internship will end soon. I'm assigned to a particular cubicle in the office to do my work and surprisingly, the office is the place where words from the mouth of people are even more deadly than the nuclear bomb itself. They call it office politics. I didn't quite buy it when I first heard of it, but now i really do after having seen the real thing.

I was utterly disgusted(sorry i made it sound so crude) by a particular bitch in the office, she is the best person I'll look for if I want to publish a book entitled "100 ways to get myself killed and hated" and "pissing people off naturally". I have never in my entire life seen someone, who pisses people off like she does. When it comes to pissing people off, there're usually two scenarios. First scenario, the person who pissed you off is your boss and expects more from you. Second scenario, the person pisses you off naturally, without questioning she falls under the second category. For heaven's sake, she is only a fucking secretary, correction, fucking old secretary but acts totally like a boss. Those who stand up to her, normally gets their back stabbed severely as she is on good terms with the finance and administration's director. I respect people who don’t really have a good grasp of English, but continue to strive and correct themselves in a humble way. Her command of English is atrocious, but flaunts it like she is really good at it. My daily laughter magazine is a compilation of her sent emails and my daily comedy channel is listening to her blabber her "fantastic English" on the line.

She sneers at me when I speak in English peppered with a heavy native British accent, and I shook my head in sympathy as I looked at her. She boasted that she communicates to her son in English only. Good gracious, I can’t imagine what kind of English is indoctrinated in her son considering the fact that her emails are good enough to be submitted to the atrocious use of English language department. This is exactly the type of person I would gladly do a full powered side kick on.